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Smoke your way through college March 22 2017

College is a trip. Smoke your way through all that smoke.

WHAT:

Communication opens the door to everything in life. Written communication will inevitably trickle through all facets of your daily musings, whether you like it or not.

HOW:

                One of the following Three:

  1. Be good at writing.
  2. Be rich and hire a good writer.
  3. Be good at math, find a good writer who needs help with math, and trade services.

WHY:

Do it for the Actuarial Lion God, a genderless representation of the optimum balance between prodigy and working smart. Believe in yourself and the Actuarial Lion God will guide you in smoking your way through college. Cop the “Actuary” Hoodie to show support for this charitable cause.